🤖🚖 BOOM! *Breaking News* from the land of electric dreams and questionable AI decisions! Tesla's *Robo-Taxis* are officially rolling out, and honestly, they’re giving me more anxiety than my ex at a family reunion! 😱💀 So, Elon Musk decided to launch these Robo-ride-or-die cars with *heavy human supervision* 🤔—basically the tech equivalent of letting your toddler play with scissors while you keep a watchful eye. The first ride was like an episode of "This Is Fine" 🔥, featuring a Tesla that apparently studied the art of wrong turns by watching "The Fast and the Furious" too much! 🚗💨🛑 Listen, one minute it's merging lanes like a pro, the next it's reenacting a scene from "Twilight Zone" by driving on the left side like it’s in freaking England! Total seethe moment for human drivers caught behind this glitchy meme machine. *Can we get a stonks reaction?* 📉📉 "I thought I was getting a robot driver, not a confused raccoon!" 🦝 - Leaked developer quote probably from his parents' basement. In totally unhinged predictions: by the end of 2024, these cars will either be the last frontier of freedom or turning into a new reality show, "Keeping Up with the Tesla's Erratic Driving!" ✨🚀 Share this if your flexible lane changes don’t include solid AI programming! 💥💰