🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TESLA TAKING OVER ARIZONA? 🤖💀 YO, you heard it here first, fam—Tesla's not just trying to sell you overpriced electric skateboards; they’re now plotting their takeover of Arizona with a swarm of Robotaxis! 🚕💨 That's right, Elon woke up one day and said, "Let's take our cars out of the garage and into the wild... like Jurassic Park, but with less dinosaurs and more 'Musk vs. Nature' vibes." 🌵😂 So, what’s the tea? 🌟 They've applied for a permit to test their soulless, robo-chariots in the desert heat. Meanwhile, they're also eyeing expansion in Austin and California. “Just what we need,” you’re thinking, “more Teslas clogging the roads!” This is fine 🤡💼. Imagine cruising in one of these things while your brain cells slowly melt from listening to the *Beep Boop* soundtrack. 📉💰 “Hey, Elon! You wanna throw in some AI-powered barista bots while you’re at it?” — *random developer* 😭🤖 Final hot take? Let's be real, in 2025, your next Uber ride is gonna be a sentient AI debating the meaning of life while driving in circles. Buckle up, it's gonna be a cringe ride! 🚀🔥 #Stonks💥 #TeslaTakeover