🚨✨ HOLD UP, PEOPLE! ✨🚨 Elon just revealed the *most* epic robotaxi service in San Francisco, and guess what? IT’S A HUMAN IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT! 🤡💀 Are we in the Matrix or is this just a glorified Uber with extra steps?! 🤔 Like, c’mon fam, I thought we were on the verge of living in a sci-fi movie, not riding around in a glorified, overpriced golf cart with Jerry from accounting at the wheel. 😩💸 It's giving "this is fine" while sipping your overpriced oat milk latte as the world burns around you. 🔥☕ So, Tesla's got one permit to run *drumroll please* a human-powered taxi service, while Waymo is slaying the robot game with all the permits like, "stonks!" 📈🚀 I can already hear the Elon stans: "No cap, just wait until the robot revolution is here!" 👀 But for now, we’re still conjuring up visions of Bay Area folks clutching their steering wheels like this is Mario Kart! 🎮🕹️ 💬 "Elon Musk – we wanted Skynet, not Uncle Jim!" #FakeLeakedDevQuote💬 In conclusion?! Brace yourselves, because my wild prediction is that by 2030, we’ll all be dodging pedestrians in autonomous flying taxis while trying not to spill our boba. 👽🍵 Buckle up, everyone! 🚀😵‍💫