"Tesla's robotaxi got more glitches than a TikTok dance challenge ๐๐๐จ #ElonPlease #CopeSeethe"
๐จ๐ BREAKING MEME NEWS: Teslaโs Robotaxi Is Here, But It's Like That Party Where Only 3 People Showed Up! ๐ฅณ๐๐ After YEARS of Elon flexing his tech muscles like heโs the main character in a cyberpunk movie ๐ค๐ฅ, we finally get to see Teslaโs robotaxi roll out... in a tiny section of ONE city. Talk about limited edition, fam! ๐คก It's like they launched a new iPhone but only for the 5th grade science fair. Safety monitors? More like extra passengers who are secretly judging your driving skills. ๐ Asking โIs this safe?โ while praying to the Saint of Tesla to not crash into a wall. ๐๐ #ThisIsFine Our boy Andy Hawkins on The Vergecast spills the tea ๐ซ๐ต about these robot taxis being less โTransformersโ and more โTransformers 5: The Cringe Awakens.โ Even Waymo, whoโs out here like โhold my drinkโ ๐ฅค, isnโt winning the race yet. So where does that leave us? Imagine the next โTesla Taxiโ promo: โLadies and Gentlemen, soon youโll be able to experience robot driving while you pray for your life! ๐๐โจโ ๐ Hereโs my wild prediction: In 2024, Tesla will announce robotums, and it'll only be able to drive you to the nearest Starbucks. No cap. That's it folks, stonks! ๐๐ฐ Share this chaos! #Robotaxi #ElonMusk #Underwhelmed ๐ฅ๐คช
