🚗💨✨BREAKING: Tesla’s Robotaxi Saga Takes a Plot Twist! 🚀🤖 Get ready to ride with… a CABBIE! Yes, you heard that right! There's gonna be a human “safety monitor” riding shotgun 🤡👮‍♂️ while your robot chauffeur tries to impress with its self-parking skills (no cap). Dude, is that even a robotaxi if we’re not rolling solo? I’m just here for the *fully unsupervised vibes*, Elon! 😤 **Leaked Developer Quote:** *“We had to bring in a human… Turns out AI can’t handle backseat drivers well. Who knew?”* 😂💀 So here’s the tea ☕: you’ll request a ride between 6 AM and 12 AM, past midnight vibes are no go — and airports? Forget it! This is fine, right? 🚫✈️ The geofencing is more restrictive than your mom’s bedtime rules! Meanwhile, the internet is ready to roast these clowns while riding a literal robot taxi… if they can even find one! Stonks for human monitors, folks! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! 🌕💰 **Hot Take of the Day:** I predict this “safety monitor” is just an elaborate ruse for a new Tesla side hustle where they upsell *actual safety* on your rides: “Want to pay extra for a good ol’ human being?” 😂 BRB, inventing a new meme format: “This is fine… as long as it has WiFi.” 📶🔥💥 #TeslaDrama #RobotaxiReality