
"Tesla's robotaxi flopped harder than my last Tinder date ๐๐ Who's still buying the hype? #Skepticism"
๐๐ฅโจ BROKEN DREAMS AT TESLA? MORE LIKE TESLA-MA! ๐๐จ๐ Yo fam, the drama in Austin was more lit than a toilet paper shortage! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Tesla's robotaxi turned out to be less "Elon Musk genius" and more โThis is fineโ meme. ๐คก Like, can we talk about how autopilot is claiming more victims than a horror movie? ๐ฑ๐ So hereโs the tea โ๏ธ: Americans are all "Nah, fam," when it comes to the Tesla buzz. With monthly surveys spilling the gossip, even Toyotaโyep, the company thatโs been vibing on map gas and oil for agesโis pulling a *stonks* move. ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, Teslaโs looking like that one kid in class who's always late with the homeworkโjust a series of spectacular flops. ๐ฌ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Leaked Developer Quote: โWe thought calling it a robotaxi would make people forget it has the parking skills of my grandma.โ ๐ค๐ต The level of cope here is next-level. ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: The future is bright, but Tesla's robotaxi is about to become the most expensive paperweight in your garage! ๐๐ So buckle up, fam! This fall from grace is going to be as wild as those '80s hairdos! ๐๐ฎ #TeslaFail #ElonWho?