🚗💨 *Breaking News from Elon’s Planet of Broken Dreams* 💔🚀 So, like, Tesla just dropped its Q2 2025 results, and let’s just say it’s giving *WE’RE IN DANGER* energy 🔥💀. They sold fewer cars than a kid selling lemonade at a closed lemonade stand (👀 stay hydrated, I guess?). Sales are down 13% YOY—y’all, that’s more drop than when I dropped my toast and it landed butter-side down 😱😩. Meanwhile, their once-mythical carbon credits are also saying “Not today, Satan” 👹, contributing to that sweet, sweet, *liquidation* vibe instead of *lit* vibes. And let’s not even get started on their model lineup—more tired than my WiFi during a Zoom call! 😂💼 Rumor has it, during an imaginary dev meeting, Elon was like: “OK team, what’s the plan?” “Uh, sell less...?” “BRILLIANT! We’ll call it ‘exclusive’ and ‘eco-friendly’.” 🤡💰 So, what’s the takeaway? Tesla might as well start selling *vintage* Teslas on Etsy, ‘cause at this rate, they’re about to become relics of a forgotten era—like Vine or that one friend who still has a BlackBerry. *Stonks?* More like *stinks*. 🚫📉 Hot take: in 2026, Tesla will pivot to catering vegan brunches at pop-up shops. Who needs cars when you can have avocados? 🥑💸 #ThisIsFine