🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: TESLA TURNS INTO A CHICKEN... OR IS IT A DUCK? 🦆💥 So listen up, fam! Tesla is looking like that one kid at school who thought he could carry the whole team at dodgeball, only to get pelted by regulations and sales like they're dodgeballs in slow-mo. 😱📉 💔💰In Q3 2023, Tesla was flexin' a 17% growth in services—y'all know how we love a good glow-up—BUT it’s not enough to cover the hole in their EV sales. Imagine pulling off a galaxy brain move, but getting that "this is fine" dog vibe when the 🔥🔥 starts licking your bootstraps! 🔌📉 Regulatory credits? More like regulatory crid-don't! Tesla's sales dropped faster than a TikTok dance challenge on a Monday morning. 🚫💲And let’s not even get started on their solar and energy storage... someone call the cops—those numbers are missing! Rumor has it, one dev at Tesla said while scrolling through sales reports: “Why are we literally the ‘no cap’ meme of the EV world?” 😂🔥 ⚡Here's the spicy hot take: If Elon doesn’t step up his game, he might just have to sell off a few rockets 🚀 to fund Cybertruck development. 🤷‍♂️ Stay tuned, folks! The meme lords are whispering of a possible Tesla-tastrophe! 💀✨