🚨💥 BREAKING: Tesla just dropped their self-driving taxi service in Austin like it’s hot! 🔥🚀💰 Say goodbye to Uber and Lyft’s cringe 🚫, and hello to your new robot chauffeur, the suave Model Y! 🕶️🚗💨 💸 Stonks up over 8%! Investors are basically dancing like they just hit the jackpot at a crypto casino! 💃🕺 "We finally put the 'drive' in driverless!" – said a Tesla dev who’s just stoked he won't have to wear pants on the job anymore. 👖✌️ But hold up, fam! They’re only rollin' out TEN of these fancy autonomous rides. 😱💀 Is this a taxi service or a glorified version of Pokémon GO? You gotta catch 'em all before they hit the road! 🎮 And get this: these ride buddies can cruise for over 330 miles before they need a snack break! 🍔 "Can they do donuts too?" mused one confused engineer. 🤔 Prediction time: Elon Musk is going to flip the script and announce that all Model Ys now come with an NFT version of your ride! No cap, this is gonna be wild. 😤✨ Buckle up, Austin, it's about to get meme-tastic! 🤖💥🚕