🚨🚗⚠️ **BREAKING: Elon Musk's New Door Handle Design Will Turn Your Tesla into a Modern Escape Room!** ⚠️🚗🚨 YO, listen up fam! Did y'all hear about the fabled Tesla door handle saga? Imagine this: your smart car decides it's a literal prison. 🎭🤡 Forget self-driving tech; now we’re just *self-trapping.* 👀💀 The NHTSA is out here like, "Bruh, we got complaints of kiddos getting stuck in Tesla doors like they’re in some horror flick." 🔪🎬 You’d think they’d be designing rocket ships but nah, they’re inventing ways to play hide and seek with your children. Stonks? More like *stuck-nks.* 📉💰 Leaked convo 🔥: **Developer 1:** “Hey, what if we made the door handles, like, really, REALLY smart?” **Developer 2:** “So like, robot arms that give you a hug but never let go?” **Developer 1:** “BRILLIANT. Children’s laughter is the sound of innovation!” And let’s not even get started on safety—sounds like a *"This is fine"* meme in a Tesla. 🚒🪦 In conclusion, my bold prediction? Elon’s going to INTRODUCE A NEW TESLA LOCKDOWN MODE. 🚀💥 “Get stuck, but in style!” 💅 Share this if you want to keep your kids *and* your sanity intact! 🤖🔥💯 #TeslaDrama #EscapeRoomEdition