🚨🚗💨 BREAKING: TESLA’S DOOR HANDLES HAVE A NEW PURPOSE: TRAPPING YOU INSIDE! 🥴🔒 So, apparently, Tesla’s flush door handles are the new escape room challenge we never asked for! 😂💀 You thought getting trapped in an elevator was bad? Nah fam, try being stuck in your own Tesla while the parking lot turns into a parental horror show. 💔👶 In a shocking twist more unpredictable than Elon’s tweets, Tesla’s design chief, *Franz von Holzhausen* (who probably moonlights as the bro from Half-Life who sold you a crowbar), announced they’re revising these high-tech devices. Now they’re combining the electronic and manual release into ONE button! 🤖🔥 You know what they say, less complexity = more opportunity for confusion. Just imagine: "MOM! THE DOORS WON’T OPEN!" 😱 While Elon’s busy trying to be the Uber of Mars, the NHTSA is like “bruh, fix your sh*t.” 🚀👀 But fear not, Tesla's also keeping an eye on China's regulations. Maybe they’re trying to make these cars more *intuitive* so you can escape the impending doom of your own design flaws! 🤡💰 Mark my words, in 2024, Tesla will drop a *NEW* model that comes with a built-in ejection seat just in case you get trapped! Who needs door handles when you can just CATAPULT yourself to safety? *Stonks* going crazy! 📈💥 #TeslaSnafu #FlushHandleFEver #SafetyFirstButMakeItChaos