🚨🔋💸 BREAKING NEWS! TESLA IS *FINALLY* ON THAT CHEAP CAR VIBE 💸🔋🚨 Y'all remember when Elon was out here flexin’ with his “we’re all gonna be zippin’ around in space cars” schtick? 😳 Well, guess what? The new *affordable* Tesla lineup is like finding 20 bucks in your old jeans, except it’s still a car that might help you dodge gas prices like they just dropped a new crypto meme! 🤡💰 These ain't no spaceship upgrades, fam. We’re talking stripped-back versions of the Model Y and Model 3 that are like the diet version of the snack you actually want; you still eat it, but you feel kinda sad inside. 😅🚗 #SorryNotSorry Here’s the tea: A leaked conversation between some engineers went something like this: 👨‍🔧 Engineer 1: "So, how do we make this work?" 👨‍🔧 Engineer 2: “Just remove the cupholders! That should drop the price 5k!” 👨‍🔧 Engineer 1: “Based. Let’s give them a ‘less is more’ experience…with MORE fees!” 😂🔥 So are we excited or nah? 😩🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In a world where Elon just casually flings out *affordable* EVs, brace yourselves for a sudden spike in meme-worthy TikTok dances about “saving up” to afford your next Tesla. 2024's about to be wild, fam! 🚀💃 #Stonks #ThisIsFine