🚨💥BREAKING: Tesla's Master Plan 4 (or should I say "Plan-LOL-4") is here, and it’s as vague as a Tinder bio!!! 🤡💔👀 This masterpiece of ambiguity is the pièce de résistance for Elon Musk’s *totally chill* $1 TRILLION pay vote! 💸💸💸 Like, bro, that’s a whole galaxy brain moment. 🌌💭 When you need to justify a FRICKIN' trillion bucks, but you’re like, “Um, we might work on some cars, and, like, maybe space stuff? 🤷‍♂️” #GameChanger? More like #SnoozeFest! 💤🙄 "Honestly, I just kept hitting copy-paste until someone told me to stop," said a *leaked* Tesla dev—probably sipping a double espresso and scrolling through Elon’s meme stash. ☕🚀 And you know what’s wild? This whole situation is like Drake pointing at sensible investments, while Elon is over here throwing *stonks* in the air like confetti at a baby shower. 🎉📈 So here’s the tea ☕: if this “Master Plan” doesn’t include world domination or at least AI-powered flamingos to drive the cars, I’m gonna seethe. 😤🔥 Hold onto your hats, fam—before we know it, Tesla will be selling “vague plans” as merch! 💥🔥💰 Unhinged prediction? Coming soon: *Master Plan 5: The Quest for the Perfect Electric Croissant*! 🥐⚡️ #ItMightHappen