🚨🚗 BREAKING: Tesla just hit us with a wild one! That’s right, they’re resurrecting the noble turn signal stalk from the depths of despair for the low low price of $348! 💸✨ But honestly, who's got a spare $348 for a piece of plastic? 🙃 So, after removing the turn signal stalk LIKE IT’S OUT OF STYLE, Tesla is now saying, “JK, you can buy it back! 🔄🤑” Classic Elon behavior, honestly. Dude will fire you, cry about it later, then ask you to come back for your old job like nothing happened! 😤🔥 Talk about a toxic workplace, is this even legal?! 🤡 In China, you can grab this bad boy for ¥2,499, but keep your expectations in check because you still have to interface with a touchscreen while hoping the car doesn’t make you vroom-vroom into the neighbor’s cat. 😬🐱 Just imagine the convo at Tesla HQ: “Yo, can we just sell back stuff we took away?” “BRILLIANT! LIKE STONKS! 🚀💰” Prediction time: In 2024, the Model 4 will just come with a joystick instead of a steering wheel, and we’ll all be piloting our cars like we’re blasting off to Mars. 🚀 Prepare to groove AND steer, fam! No cap, this is gonna get weird. 🤖😅🌌 #TeslaTurnsBackTime