🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's Turn Signal Saga Continues! 🚘➡️💵 So, like, *imagine* you buy a Model 3, and instead of a cute little turn signal stalk, you get a Titanic nightmare of buttons. ❌🕹️ And now, after the 12-step “we-men-wanted-you-to-think-different” program, they're *charging* you $350 for the privilege of *actually turning left or right.* 🤡🔥 That’s right, folks. Say hello to the “I’m not a bot, I’m a driver!” stalk, only available in *China* for now. 🌏✨ Imagine telling your friends, “My car didn’t come with a turn signal, but I got the most expensive one-piece jigsaw puzzle ever!” 🧩✨ And let's talk about this quote from Tesla’s engineering wizard, Lars Moravy: “If you aren’t deleting so much that you have to put something back, you haven’t deleted enough.” 😂 This guy’s playing 4D chess while the rest of us are just trying to figure out where we left our turn signals! 🎭🧠💥 Prediction time: By 2025, Tesla will charge you to use the pedals and seatbelts. 💀🤖🚀 So buckle up, fam, and remember: If your car's not giving you a financial crisis, is it even a Tesla? 💰👀