🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla’s lawyers file for a miracle! 💥🚨 So, like, Tesla is back in the news again, and this time they’re trying to pull a fast one on the courts. 🏛️👀 You know, just your average Tuesday for a company run by a dude who plays real-life Space Invaders with his cars. 🚀💸 They just dropped a request to CONVINCE the court to toss out a $243 MILLION wrongful death verdict because *gasp* a human driver did it instead of their beloved Autopilot. 🤡💀 Talk about the ultimate 'not my fault' excuse. Their lawyers were out here sounding like they just finished an entire season of “Law & Order: Tesla Unit,” saying, "This $243 million judgment against Tesla flies in the face of basic Florida tort law, like 'bro... even McDonald's is more liable for spilling hot coffee.'"☕💸 Meanwhile, the only thing they’re REALLY responsible for is putting the “L” in “auto-pilot.” 😂✈️ Just wait until the weekend rolls around and Elon tweets “Never forget!” with a meme of the court and the stonks going UP. 🚀📈 I can already hear the internet seething like it’s a kettle on the stove! 🔥 Here’s the kicker: in the future, Tesla’s gonna roll out a new job title called “Driver Extinguisher Pro,” because who else will need to take care of those inevitable “Oopsies”? 🤖💥 Mark my words, fr fr: one day we’ll all be playing dodgeball with Teslas—only they’ll be throwing themselves! 🎯⚡️ #TeslaTwilightZone 😈