🚨🔥 Breaking News in the EV world: Tesla just pulled a *hold my beer* moment and jumped into the short-term car rental game! 🚗💨 You heard that right! With sales flopping harder than a fish on dry land since the federal tax credits expired, Elon decided "why not let people rent my overpriced toys instead?" 🤡💰 So, if you’re in sunny California and you’ve been dreaming of cruising through traffic in a Model 3 like it's a 2015 High School Musical reunion, now you can for a mere $60 a day! All the cool kids are renting these whips for 3-7 days. No cap, that’s like a flex for your Instagram 🌅📸. And that's not all, fam! You can charge at Superchargers and pretend you’re in your own personal Fast & Furious movie while letting their 'Full Self-Driving' feature guide your stressed-out brains. I mean, who needs actual driving skills? 😅💀 A "source" at Tesla was overheard saying, "Why sell cars when you can rent them? It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet, but for people who can't commit." 😂🥴 📈 Here’s the hot take: In a year, Tesla will be offering 'Airbnb' style rentals for EVs in backyards – because why not? Future predictions: the next "renter" will be a single mom living in her Model Y while charging her Tesla off a solar panel in the backyard! This is fine. 🔥🚀 Share this chaos! 🥳✨