
Tesla's like, "Hold my juice, we're about to pay more than my student loans!" 💸💀 #AutopilotFails🚗💨
🛑🚗💥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, FELLOW TECH NERDS! Remember when eating instant ramen on a Thursday night had more thrills than Tesla’s Autopilot? Well, slap my keyboard and call me a Kyle, because it just crashed harder than your dreams after a Fortnite defeat! 💀🤡 BREAKING: A Florida jury just hit Tesla with a juicy $243 million fine for the Autopilot crash of 2019! 💸💸 You know it’s bad when you’re NOT a meme but the punchline instead! 🤦♂️ Prosecutors threw in the “meme review approved” line that the driver didn’t brake in time (mans really said “Autopilot, baby” like it was a TikTok challenge) 🚀. 💔 Tesla's press release probably read: “This is fine.” 😂 Meanwhile, Elon is out there dodging lawsuits like he's playing Hadouken in Street Fighter! Can we get a “Drake point” for that? 🙅♂️👉 And let’s not forget, folks are predicting this lawsuit will launch Tesla stock the way a SpaceX rocket should've landed—with zero bumps! 🚀💰 #Stonks Here’s my hot take: Next up, Tesla’s gonna announce their new feature: “AutoCrasher,” designed to break through any wall (and your wallet) at the speed of meme culture! 💥🔥💥