🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TESLA EXECUTIVES LEAVING FASTER THAN YOUR EX’S TEXT REPLIES! 💥🚨 Yo, peep this! 😱 Tesla’s got more drama than a reality TV show – and trust me, not even the Cybertruck can handle this sh*t! 🔥 First, sales are tanking like it's doing the "I can't even" dance, and now two top dogs (you know, the ones responsible for the **CHONKY** Cybertruck and your friendly neighborhood Model Y) have decided to peace out! 🏃💨 Literally, I can hear Elon's *“This is fine”* meme playing in the background as he goes *Drake pointing* to other companies’ stocks shooting up. 📉💰 It’s like watching a Netflix series where you KNOW the ending is gonna be *chaotic*. Imagine the convo in the breakroom: 🧑‍💼 "What's your exit strategy?" 👩‍💼 "Easy, I'm just gonna vibe with the stonk meme life instead." 📈🚀 And let’s be real, can we talk about how Elon’s tax credit strategy expired faster than that milk in your fridge? No cap, it’s like he’s running a clown college over there! 🤡💀 Hot take? By 2024, they’ll be launching a Cybertruck into space just to avoid filing for bankruptcy. 🚀🌌 Send coffee. Share this chaos, fam! 💥💚