🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Tesla’s got more drama than your TikTok FYP! 🎭💔🚗💨 Two high-key execs just ghosted, and now they’ve hired a new recruit from GM’s dumpster fire known as Cruise (the robotaxi that never was) 🔥🤖. Did they really think, “Hey, let’s grab someone from a company that literally failed faster than my last Tinder date”? 🥴 The big kahuna, Elon Musk, just served some hot tea and fired Omead Afshar, the North American ops wizard (or so he thought) 💼⚡️. I mean, how does one get fired while the company is busy doing a massive 20% revenue slump? Like, is this some next-level corporate sabotage or just a regular Tuesday? 🤔💀 And don’t even get me started on Milan Kovac, the dude who was all about those humanoid robots. Word on the street is he just peaced out because he was tired of watching half-baked cyborgs trying to do the robot dance at company parties! 🤖🚶‍♂️💃 “This is fine,” said literally no one at Tesla right now! 🔥 In a shocking twist, experts predict Tesla will soon announce a “Pure Diesel” model—because why not just lean into the chaos? 🚀💰 *insert galaxy brain meme here* 🌌🧠 Share this to stoke the flames of chaos, fam! 🔥🔥 #TeslaDrama #RobotaxiRealityCheck