🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Tesla’s Energy Storage Drama Is More Chaotic Than Your Ex's Texts! 💔💀 So, PEASANTS: Tesla’s Powerwall and Megapack are plummeting faster than your hopes and dreams on a Monday morning. This isn’t just a dip; it’s a full-on belly flop into the pool of despair 😭💦! 🚀✨ For the second quarter in a row, these storage giants are treading water *while* Elon’s “Let’s go Mars” attitude is literally taking a nap on a comfy cloud of stonks just being like: “This is fine” 🥵🔥. ✨ Here’s the juicy part: *Leak alert* 🚨: One of Tesla's devs was overheard saying, “Honestly, it's like we shoved the Powerwall into a black hole. If we had a dollar for every unit sold, we’d still be broke, fam.” OOF! 😭 Drake's pointing meme: "Energy storage?? Nah fam, that’s cringe!" 🤡 Fr fr, you either go big or you flop. 🎤 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** A new “Powerfall” product will launch next quarter, where all energy just gets dumped into Elon’s Twitter feed instead. Nobody asked for this, but it’s basically the energy equivalent of "Let it Go" stuck on repeat 💀🔊. 🔮 This chaos? You’re welcome. Share this madness, and let’s see how many electric cars need charging! 🔌🚗💨