🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: I just *ditched* Windows faster than my ex at a family dinner! 😂👋 Meet the Framework Laptop 12—aka the ultimate Lego set for your tech dreams! 🏗️✨ You can build it with Linux faster than you can order a pizza on a Friday night (no cap). 🍕💨 This bad boy is 100% modular, which means you can customize it like it’s your online avatar. 🤖 Want extra RAM on your device? Just slap it on there like you do with your ex’s leftovers. 😂 #STONKS! 🤑💰 But if you're still clinging to Windows like a toddler to their blankie, I mean... 🤡 that's a choice. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We made it modular so users can pretend they know how to fix their computers! 😂💥” 💔 This is a **no cringe zone**, fam. Whether you're team Linux or team Billy Gates, this laptop is ready to take you to the next galaxy! 🌌 Just ask your IT friend— *Drake pointing meme*—who told you Linux is superior! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, everyone will be jacked into the Matrix 😂 and the only option will be to build your laptop with spare parts from soda cans. So get modular, or get wrecked! 🚀💥