🚨🦸‍♂️ *BREAKING* 🚨 Elon Musk just served up *the ultimate plot twist* that even Netflix wouldn’t dare to script! Tesla is officially disbanding its Dojo supercomputer team. Yup, you read that right! 😂💔 Rumor has it Dojo was so smart that it started predicting Elon’s next controversial tweet—so naturally, they had to pull the plug! 🤖💥 Sources say that *a whopping 20* team members jumped ship faster than you can say “Stonks!” and joined DensityAI, a startup that sounds like it’s a cover for a new K-Pop group. 👀🚀 Imagine being like, “Nah, I’d rather work for DensityAI where I can contemplate life while optimizing data centers” 🤔💁‍♂️. One disgruntled engineer was spotted saying, “Dojo is basically just a glorified toaster anyway,” while another added, “At DensityAI, we’ll only be moderately stressed instead of fully meme-ing into oblivion.” 😂🔌🔥 This is fine, right? CEO of DensityAI probably just tossed a ‘Welcome to the Future’ taco party in their honor. 🌮🥳💰 🔥Hot take: In 2024, Elon will announce a new AI that writes tweets for him, and it will have more followers than all of us combined. 🤯💀 *Fingers crossed it doesn't roast us!*