🚨BREAKING: Tesla's Dojo is DOA!🚨 But like, it’s not even funny, it’s just tragic 🤡💀 Yo, Elon's latest brainchild is flopping harder than my attempts at cooking! 🍳🔥 Bloomberg just dropped the bomb that Tesla's Dojo supercomputer is officially on life support after its leader and crew dipped faster than my confidence during a job interview. 😂💔 “Why train AI when you can just build a shiny car with a ‘Full Self-Driving’ sticker?!” - said literally no one 💅💰. It’s like putting wheels on your grandma’s old blender and calling it a rocket ship 🚀. Let’s be real, fam. Tesla’s been hyping this thing like it was the second coming of sliced bread, but now it’s just toast 🍞. Stonks are more bullish on Blockbuster right now! 📉 “Invest in Dojo!” they said. “It’ll revolutionize self-driving!” they claimed. Now it's just a sad meme of "This is fine" 🐶🔥. 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “I thought we were making a supercomputer, not a Super Bowl ad for embarrassment.” Fr fr, can’t even cope with this level of cringe 😬. My hot take? Tesla’s next big idea will be an AI-powered toaster that drives itself to the store for bread. 👀🔥 #DojoDisaster #WhatIsLife