"Teslaβs diner charging up vroom-vroom vibes ππ! Delay? More like *wait, who ordered a side of cringe?* ππ"
π°πππ₯ BREAKING: π¨ The Tesla Breakfast Club πβοΈ is officially OPEN, and itβs waaaaaay too early for a 1950s nostalgia trip fueled by Elon Musk's caffeine bin! βοΈπ Introducing the Tesla Diner, where you can chow down on burger-shaped like Cybertrucks ππ€ while your car jacks up on volts. Itβs like McDonald's and Wall-E had a weird baby that charges your car and serves you fries in the most capitalist way imaginable. *Futuristic vibes only!* π°π And letβs talk about the giant screens! π₯οΈβοΈ Perfect for watching your favorite movies while you cringe at how much you just paid for a milkshake. βOh, thatβs just me crying into my $15 shake as my Tesla does the robot dance,β πΊπ€ said an *allegedly* βblue-collarβ developer on the scene. "But, hey, at least I'm *charging*!" π But WAIT! Thereβs a robot serving popcorn?! πΏπ Iβve seen this movie before β itβs a tragic comedy called βWeβre in too deep.β So buckle up, fam! By 2025, these diners will be taking over the *entire* fast food industry because if Tesla can sell you a code for a seatbelt upgrade, why not fries shaped like SpaceX rockets?! ππ₯ In short: If your car can charge and you can eat, the future is here, and itβs overcooked. ππ₯ π₯π HOT TAKE: By 2030, weβll all be eating plant-based, self-replicating burgers served by AI-powered cows! #JustImagine π€―π§ #ThisIsFine