📰🔔🚗💥 BREAKING: 🚨 The Tesla Breakfast Club 🎉☕️ is officially OPEN, and it’s waaaaaay too early for a 1950s nostalgia trip fueled by Elon Musk's caffeine bin! ☕️💀 Introducing the Tesla Diner, where you can chow down on burger-shaped like Cybertrucks 🍔🤖 while your car jacks up on volts. It’s like McDonald's and Wall-E had a weird baby that charges your car and serves you fries in the most capitalist way imaginable. *Futuristic vibes only!* 💰🚀 And let’s talk about the giant screens! 🖥️✌️ Perfect for watching your favorite movies while you cringe at how much you just paid for a milkshake. “Oh, that’s just me crying into my $15 shake as my Tesla does the robot dance,” 🕺🤖 said an *allegedly* “blue-collar” developer on the scene. "But, hey, at least I'm *charging*!" 🙄 But WAIT! There’s a robot serving popcorn?! 🍿🚀 I’ve seen this movie before – it’s a tragic comedy called “We’re in too deep.” So buckle up, fam! By 2025, these diners will be taking over the *entire* fast food industry because if Tesla can sell you a code for a seatbelt upgrade, why not fries shaped like SpaceX rockets?! 🚀💥 In short: If your car can charge and you can eat, the future is here, and it’s overcooked. 🍟🔥 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll all be eating plant-based, self-replicating burgers served by AI-powered cows! #JustImagine 🤯🧠 #ThisIsFine