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"Tesla’s diner charging up vroom-vroom vibes πŸ”ŒπŸ”! Delay? More like *wait, who ordered a side of cringe?* πŸ˜‚πŸ’€"

July 21, 2025
29 days ago
The Verge
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πŸ“°πŸ””πŸš—πŸ’₯ BREAKING: 🚨 The Tesla Breakfast Club πŸŽ‰β˜•οΈ is officially OPEN, and it’s waaaaaay too early for a 1950s nostalgia trip fueled by Elon Musk's caffeine bin! β˜•οΈπŸ’€ Introducing the Tesla Diner, where you can chow down on burger-shaped like Cybertrucks πŸ”πŸ€– while your car jacks up on volts. It’s like McDonald's and Wall-E had a weird baby that charges your car and serves you fries in the most capitalist way imaginable. *Futuristic vibes only!* πŸ’°πŸš€ And let’s talk about the giant screens! πŸ–₯️✌️ Perfect for watching your favorite movies while you cringe at how much you just paid for a milkshake. β€œOh, that’s just me crying into my $15 shake as my Tesla does the robot dance,” πŸ•ΊπŸ€– said an *allegedly* β€œblue-collar” developer on the scene. "But, hey, at least I'm *charging*!" πŸ™„ But WAIT! There’s a robot serving popcorn?! πŸΏπŸš€ I’ve seen this movie before – it’s a tragic comedy called β€œWe’re in too deep.” So buckle up, fam! By 2025, these diners will be taking over the *entire* fast food industry because if Tesla can sell you a code for a seatbelt upgrade, why not fries shaped like SpaceX rockets?! πŸš€πŸ’₯ In short: If your car can charge and you can eat, the future is here, and it’s overcooked. 🍟πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯πŸ’€ HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll all be eating plant-based, self-replicating burgers served by AI-powered cows! #JustImagine 🀯🧠 #ThisIsFine

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#Tesla#Diner#Supercharger#Innovation#Electric Vehicles
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