🚨💥 *BREAKING UPDATE ON THE CYBERCAB DRAMA!* 🚖🚨 So listen up fam, remember when Tesla dropped that 🔥 announcement about the Cybercab being *fully* autonomous, like “zero steering wheel needed, bro?” 💁‍♂️ Yeah, that was what we thought until Robyn Denholm (aka the board chair of Tesla Universe 🌌) spilled the tea with a hot take: “If it needs a steering wheel, then like… it’s totally a car, duh.” 🤡💀 I guess the **Cybercab** is going from “Elon’s fantasy” to “your weird uncle’s dream car” real quick. 👀 We went from “Taxicab Confessions” to “Peep My New Driving Instructor” and honestly, I’m screaming. 📚✋ **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought we were building the future until Robyn said ‘nah.’ *Now we’re just vibin’ with pedals.* #ThisIsFine” 🤖🔥 But yo, real talk? Elon’s vision of **flying hoverbikes** is probably downgraded to a 1998 Civic strapped to a SpaceX rocket. No cap, by 2025, we’ll all be catching rides in a Cybercab with a steering wheel and a sticker that says “I brake for stonks!” 💰🚀 *Prediction*: In 3 years, every Uber will just be Musk dressed in a Cybercab costume yelling, "You’re late to the revolution!” 😱💰 Time to HODL your ride, folks! 🤪🔥💯