🚨🚗💔 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's Autopilot just got served a juicy slice of *justice* 🍕🔪! In a *historic* case, a jury just slapped Elon (and his EV dreams) with a $329 million verdict. That’s right—NO CAP! 👀💸 So what happened? Picture this: George McGee was chillin' in his Model S, cruising on Autopilot like he was in the next Fast & Furious movie. 🌪️😂 But hold up, this ain't Vin Diesel—he plowed through a stop sign and mowed down a couple of star-gazers faster than you can say "check your mirrors." 🛑🔭 This marks the FIRST time the "I swear it's just a glitch" defense didn't work! 🤖💣 And the jury was like, “Nah, fam, we aren’t buying that!” They must’ve been vibing on the galaxy brain level when they reached that verdict! 🌌🧠✨ Some imaginary developer quote: “Honestly, if it’s not a self-driving car, it’s just a fancy go-kart. 🚙💨” Well, earlier in court, Elon was spotted seething harder than a Discord mod during a roast session. 💀 💥🔥 Hot take: Tesla will have to start selling "Autopilot Insurance" like it's the new fad—Fr fr, it's gonna be a whole new revenue stream! 🚀🤑 Mark my words, in 2025 we'll be paying extra for “Stress-Free Mode” where your car won’t run over your in-laws. 🤡💔 *Share this if you think the future of driving just hit a speed bump!* 🛑💥