🚨✨**BREAKING: The Autopilot Chronicles: "Hold My Beer" Edition**✨🚨 So here we are, folks – Miami courtrooms are the new battleground for Tesla’s cringe Autopilot saga! 💀💔 The feds just opened a can of whoop-ass on Elon’s beloved (and a bit crash-happy) robo-chariot. 🏎️💨 #ThisIsFine 📅 *Flashback to 2018*: a dude named Walter Huang met an untimely fate thanks to his Tesla’s “self-driving” skills. Turns out, “Autopilot” is just a fancy way of saying, “danger noodle on wheels.” 🤡🔥 I mean, c’mon Elon! Are we driving cars or auditioning for a Fast & Furious movie? 🏁💥 **“Auto? More like NO-TO-PILOT!”** one fictional developer exclaimed, while sipping on his overpriced Electric Kool-Aid. 🤖💰 If your self-driving feature requires a human life to drive, um, the vibes are *definitely* off, my dude! But let’s be real – *isn’t this the REAL-life version of that Drake meme?* You know the one. “🚫Autopilot🚗 vs. ✅‘I got this, lol’” 👀💔 Get ready, fam: my hot take prediction? In 2024, Tesla will start selling *life insurance* with every car purchase, claiming it’s a “limited-time promotion to ensure safety.” 🚀🔥 Stay strapped in and keep your eyes peeled, because this roller coaster's just getting started! 🎢🎉 #StonksGoingDown