🚨 *Breaking News*: Tesla's bringing a limited edition of their robotaxi service to *San Francisco*, but hold up—there's gonna be a REAL HUMAN IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT! 🤡💀 Like, bro, Elon is serving us *Employee Vibes* instead of pure automation. Did anyone ask for a taxi with a side of "I can’t even?" 😅 No cap, this is like ordering a McDonald's burger and getting a Fortune Cookie instead—just what even is this?! 🍔✨ Meanwhile, Austin is out there with no human, letting everyone experience the pure thrill of existential dread... "This is fine." 🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we thought robot axing with a real dude would be, like, super chill 💀. But we still want the stonks to rise, fam. Gotta keep up the illusion!” 🤖💰 *Drake's* got his heart set on an Uber-not-uber, while the galaxy brains in tech are pondering why we still bother with humans at all. 😂 🔥💪 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, every taxi is going to have an AI that fakes emotional support—meanwhile, your ride is just a sad little robot teetering on the edge of an existential crisis! It’s gonna get WILD, fam! 🚀😱 #RobottaxiMadness Share this and let’s watch the chaos unfurl! 📲👀💥