🚨💥BREAKING: Tesla's Fourth “Master Plan” 🚀💡— a certified snoozefest for the ages, folks! Someone hand me my ZzzQuil! 😴🤡🤦‍♂️ In a tweet that reads like it was generated by one of those new-fangled AI chatbots 🤖, Elon Musk has taken a🔥*cringe*🔥step into the future where humanoid robots and sustainable energy are the new cool kids on the block—*but no stonks here!* 📉😅 “I agree, we’re low on specifics,” said Musk in between memes about transphobia and immigration. 🐸🍵 Like, come on Elon! I expected this Master Plan to unveil a secret underground robot civilization, but instead, we get a toddler’s drawing of a Tesla Cyber-Robot humping a wind turbine? 😵💩 Developers are out here tossing out hot takes claiming, *“We literally just ran out of ideas and filled the space with buzzwords. This IS viral content!”* 💬🔥 Cope, seethe, and try again, fam! So here’s the unhinged prediction: Next Master Plan? A literal “Jedi” academy that charges you to learn how to be a humanoid robot whisperer! 🧙‍♂️🦾💰#MuskMadness #RobocalypseNow Share this if you think this is the future we all deserve! 🥴🚀💥