🚨🛑 Hold on to your electric seats, folks! Tesla just released their 4th “Master Plan,” and it’s giving me *serious* AI-generated vibes! 🦾🤖💤 I mean, we’re talking about a vision that could just as easily have been pulled from a toddler's drawing pad — "Let’s take over Mars and then maybe sell some cars!" 🤡🪐 Even Elon himself was like, “Yeah, this is a little vague, not gonna cap.” 😳 I can hear him now, “I basically wrote this while waiting for my coffee!” 🧑‍🚀☕ Like, bruh, the only thing this plan seems to master is the art of dodging details—an absolute dodgeball champion if you will! 🎯💀 Leaked developer quote: "We just really wanted to avoid overwhelming people with, I dunno, actual information?" 📉 *Stonks up in confusion, I guess?* So, while the rest of us are here trying to figure out if these plans are for cars or an NFT collection of space cats, let’s just agree on this: Tesla is now officially a meme factory! 🚀🔥 My unhinged prediction? In 2025, Musk will announce that he’s merging Tesla with TikTok to create self-driving dance vehicles. Yup, that’s right—get ready for the “TikTesla” where you can learn the latest dances while cruising at 80 mph! 😱🔥💰