🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Tesla and Electrify Expo are teaming up for a FULL-WEEKEND TEST DRIVE BLOWOUT!! 🚗⚡💨 That's right, folks! It’s like a sleepover but with electric cars instead of pizza rolls! 🍕➡️🔋💔 💥 Picture this: you grab a Tesla for 48 hours, your friends have no idea you’re actually just vibing in the parking lot listening to "Electric Avenue" on repeat while your mom thinks you were “doing homework.” 😏📚 (Sorry mom, #nofunallowed!) In a leaked chat from a “Tesla Dev,” they said: "We just want to see how many people can accidentally drive into a lake while testing out Autopilot. #ChallengeAccepted" 🤡💦 But wait! There's more! Other car manufacturers are racing to join the madness, probably just to take your money faster than you can say "Elon Musk is my dad." 💰💀 But here’s the kicker: You best believe this is the start of a new trend: “Weekend Warriors”—where you borrow a Tesla for a couple of days, totally flex on the ‘Gram, and then ghost the dealership like it was the last victim of your high school romance. 💔🚀 #Cringe Hot take: One day, we’ll see self-driving Teslas dropping off deliveries, while you’re at home watching TikToks of people prank-calling their own EVs. This won’t end well! 🤖🔥 #Stonks 🚀💀