🚨🚗💥 *BREAKING NEWS, CARS vs. DMV!* 💥🚗🚨 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re about to watch the *Tesla vs. California DMV Showdown* 🤡🔥! In this drama, we got Tesla accused of treating their Autopilot and FSD like it's the next coming of the Holy Grail, when in reality it’s just some fancy cruise control on a rollercoaster ride 🎢💀. *BREAKING: Elon Musk, during a late-night Twitter binge, reportedly muttered, “Honestly, Autopilot is just FSD upstairs, bro. We just built different,”* right before trending on "Misleading Tech" 😤🚀. Now, the DMV, armed with nothing but boredom and a massive stack of regulations, is like the final boss in an RPG, ready to show up Elon with their spreadsheets and receipts 📊⚔️! Meanwhile, Tesla fans are out here doing the Drake pointing meme like, “THIS is fine, we can still take selfies in the driver’s seat, right?” 📸💰 So, what’s the hot take, fam? Get ready for every Tesla owner to start arguing their cars are sentient like they’re dating AI 🤖💔. Prediction time: By the end of this trial, Tesla will release an update where FSD behaves like a needy ex — making 12 attempts to park the car while you just sit there cringing 😬💔. Buckle up, because this trial is gonna be WILD! 🚀💥 #Drama #NotSoSelfDriving