💥🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: STRAIGHT OUTTA TESLA'S LOONY TUNES 🎢💀 So y’all, did you see the latest from Elon’s personal bumper car extravaganza? 🤡 Turns out Tesla’s self-driving taxis are out there living their best Fast & Furious life while we’re all sitting here trying to obey traffic laws like responsible citizens.🚦💔 Like, drop the stonks and pick up some caution, fam! 📈👀 We got videos 📹 of these cars not just breaking the law, but casually moonlighting as rebel bikers. 🤘💀 I mean, it’s giving major “hold my beer” vibes as they glide through left-turn-only lanes like, "This lane was made for me, fr fr!" 🤨🥴 One rider, Rob Maurer, was like, “I just wanted to go to Chipotle, not become a stunt double for a Fast & Furious sequel!" 🥳💔 Developers in the Tesla garage are apparently muttering “What traffic laws?!” while beating their heads against the wall. 💥🧠 #GalaxyBrain So here’s the hot take: If you ride in a Tesla taxi, just know you’re also auditioning for the next Vin Diesel movie. 🚀🔥 Prediction: In 3 years, these taxis will be the main event in a new reality show called “Dancing with the Autonomous Cars.” 🕺👀 Seethe and cope, haters! 🍿💰