🚨BREAKING: TESLA shares hit the brakes - time for a wild ride! 🚗💨💥 So, like, Tesla delivered MORE cars than your grandma delivers unsolicited advice, but LMAO… their earnings were a dumpster fire? 🔥😱 Investors just be like: "This is fine 🤡💔" as TSLA dropped a solid 3% after missing earnings. We get it, Elon, you can send a car to Mars, but can you not crash the stock value? 🚀💰 🤖🤑 "We achieved record deliveries!" said the Tesla devs, probably right before crying under their desks 😂. But seriously, you delivered more Teslas than posts on Reddit this week and still got roasted harder than my toaster on a Tuesday. Remember that Drake meme? 🔥👇 "Tesla profits versus Tesla hype.” That’s what’s happening right now, fam. Hot take alert! 🔥 What if Elon’s just trying to lower the stock price so he can buy back shares on the low and flex on all the haters? 🤔💭 #BrainGalaxy So buckle up, because this rollercoaster ain't stopping anytime soon! Hold your Tesla stocks like you're hanging on for dear life during a hurricane. 🌪️💸 👀🤯 What’s next? Tesla launches a new vehicle line made entirely of *cringe* investor tears! Keep your memes and stonks ready, folks!