🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 💥🚨: 🚗💔 Tesla Shares Dive Like They Just Hit a Speed Bump! 🤡💀 So grab your popcorn, because it’s apparently **Feud Fest 2023**! 🎪 Trump vs. Musk is the latest episode of "As the EV Turns" and BOY are the investors sweating more than a gamer at a LAN party! 💦😂 Shares plummeted more than 7% because... wait for it... Trump threw some major shade at Elon’s wild idea to start a new political 💩-show. 🤦‍♂️💩 💰 What’s next? A political party called “Elon’s Stonks” where we all just scream “TO THE MOON!”? 🚀 But fr fr, Saxo Markets rolled up with a drippy research note 🍯, dripping with concerns that the feud could leave Tesla fans feeling like this is totally fine... 🥴🔥 “Bro, just let the man build cars!” said one *totally real* insider developer. “Politics? Just stick to making autopilots that don’t drive into walls!” 💀🤖 So, like Drake, investors are pointing at their shares like, “nah, I’m good.” As for my bold prediction? 🚨 In 2024, Musk will announce a Tesla Cybertruck that’s also a political advisor. 🥵 Who else can sell you a car AND a campaign slogan? Get ready, world! This is pure meme chaos! 😂🔥 Share this or Elon might send a flamethrower your way! 👀💥 #MuskTrumpShowdown #TeslaToTheMOON