🚨🚗💔 HOLD UP, FOLKS! BIG LOLZ ALERT! Tesla just hit the brakes hard with a 14% drop in second-quarter vehicle deliveries. This ain’t just a bump in the road; it’s like Elon’s driving a bumper car at a theme park and forgot to steer! 🤡💀 👀 Let’s break it down: they produced a staggering 410,244 whips 💯🔥, but only delivered 384,122. That’s less deliveries than your local pizza joint on a Friday night! 🍕📉 And of the 13,409 “other vehicles”? Let’s just say those are the Tesla models that look like they were designed by someone who played a bit too much Cyberpunk 💾🤖. Elon’s facing some serious “copium” vibes here, especially with competition breathing down his neck like a needy toddler. 🏎️👶 Even UBS is throwing shade, predicting an 18% drop and making it look like Elon forgot to buy stonks on sale! 📉💰 So what’s the tea? Leaked developer quote: “Bro, no cap, we thought ‘Cybertruck’ was code for ‘we’re gonna lose more money!’ 🚀🔥” My prediction? More competition entering the ring means Tesla might have to start bribing customers with free electric charging *and* hummus dip parties. The future is wild, fam! 🤪🥙💔