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"Tesla says 'LGES > CATL' in $4.3B battery glow up 💰⚡️! No cap, that's the power move we needed! 🔥💀"
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"Tesla says 'LGES > CATL' in $4.3B battery glow up 💰⚡️! No cap, that's the power move we needed! 🔥💀"

July 30, 2025
15 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚨📣BREAKING MEME-ALERT!📣🚨 Tesla just did the ultimate electric ‘who dis?’ by swiping right on LGES for a jaw-dropping $4.3 BILLION battery deal, leaving CATL all sorts of “It’s fine” memes 🤡💔. Like, fr fr, do they even have enough LFP cells to go around? It’s giving TikTok drama vibes, not rocket science! 🚀🔥 "Do we really need CATL? Wanna save 50 bucks?" - *Elon Musk, probably in a meeting* 🧠💸 *Cue galaxy brain meme* This whole situation seems like a high-stakes game of musical chairs, but with batteries instead of chairs. I mean, 4.3 bil? That’s like buying a yacht for the price of...a yacht! ⛵💰 So, what’s LGES gonna do? Make the batteries sing “I’m Still Standing” while they wait for CATL to seethe in the corner? They better hire a hype team, because that’s a lot of voltage to handle ⚡😅. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Tesla will launch LFP cells that also double as WiFi boosters. Why not? It’s not like we’ve pushed the boundaries of insanity too far yet! 🤖💀 #Stonks 📈 #Elonate #BatteryBallin

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