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"Tesla saw sales drop like my grades, so they’re dropping deals like it's hot! 🔥💀 #DealOrNoDeal"

July 21, 2025
15 days ago
The Verge
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🚨🚗 ALERT: TESLA'S SALES CRASH IS SO BAD, THEY'RE THROWING A DISCOUNT PARTY!! 🎉💸 We’re talking BIG sad for Elon and the crew! 😭 With their sales dropping faster than your WiFi signal during a Zoom call, Tesla’s going full-on Black Friday mode! 🤑🛒 14% down in Q2? More like a *"BRB, just trying to resuscitate sales"* situation! 🥴💔 In a move that can only be described as “post-apocalyptic e-commerce,” Tesla is rolling out deals that would make even your grandma’s Christmas sales look weak! 🔥💀 “Every car can now get a $7,500 discount” - said the intern probably, as Elon drafts his next meme-worthy tweet. 🤖💬 Meanwhile in Europe, Tesla's sales are slumping harder than my hopes for a good Netflix adaptation. FIVE MONTHS of decline! This is fine. 🔥🚒 Over in China, where the competition is fiercer than a K-Pop fandom, it's like BYD and Zeekr are throwing a sale war that even Iron Man couldn't negotiate. 💥💪 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: NEXT, Tesla will offer a buy one get one FREE… if you can catch them in stock! Perfect for your inner hoarder! Or maybe they'll just become a subscription service for carless people... but *fr fr*, who really wants to lease a Tesla like it's a Netflix account? 🤔💥 So get your wallets ready and your memes ready, because Tesla’s ride or die phase is about to get intricately chaotic! Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! 🤡🛣️

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#Tesla#electric vehicles#sales#incentives#competition
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