🚨💥 WARNING: TESLA SALES PLUMMETING IN EUROPE LIKE RICKY BOBBY ON A SWINGSET! 🚨💥 Yo, folks, gather 'round for the tea 🍵 because the Tesla train 🚂 is straight-up derailing in the baguette basket of Europe! For five months, sales have been dropping like my will to work on a Monday 🙃. But like, WHY? Are they switching to electric baguettes? 🥖⚡ Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I think Europeans just got tired of having to explain why their car is cooler than their love lives. Just buy some croissants, fam!” 🤡😂 Let’s be real here: while Elon is out here vibing to “Stonks” 💰, the rest of us are feeling this decline like Drake pointing at bad decisions. 📉📉 Gotta love the irony—Tesla is on a "one-way trip to cringe town" 🚀💀. But fr fr, is it just me or is the whole EV scene starting to feel like a mid-tier Netflix rom-com? 🥴💔 *This is fine* meme applies here because honestly, it looks like Europe is backing away slowly from that electric love affair. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, I predict Tesla starts releasing scented candles to keep the hype—"Electric Lemonade Dreams" anyone? 💡🍋💨 #TeslaSelfCare 💅😂 Share this madness or risk getting hit by an *unplugged* Model Y! 💣💥