🚨 CALLING ALL TESLA STANS AND CAR GEEKS 🚨 BREAKING: Tesla just ghosted the Model S and X in Europe like that ex you can’t stop stalking on Insta! 💔👀 THAT'S RIGHT, NO MORE NEW ORDERS, folks! Just like your favorite Netflix show that got canceled too soon, the luxury EV dreams are on pause! 🇪🇺💤 Fr fr, it’s like Europe got left on read, but you can still snag an overpriced *previously owned* ride if your bank account is ready 🍾💸. "C’mon Elon, don’t do us like this 😭!” said a disgruntled fanboy. Meanwhile, Tesla's tossing out more Model 3 and Model Y options than a DJ at a 2019 rave. 🔥🤖 Looks like they’re trying to "level up" their supply chain, but honestly, it feels more like they stepped on a LEGO brick of shame. In this economy? Only the true stonks general can afford to flex with a *used* Model S at the local charging station while the rest of us just sip our iced coffee in the driveway like, "This is fine" 🥵☕️. PREDICTION TIME: By 2026, Europe will be powered by 90% electric *scooters* and the Queen will be riding around in one. Oof! 🚀💀 #futureisnow #muskplease 🤡