🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Unleashes the ROBOTAXIS of DOOM in Austin! 🤖💀 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Tesla just dropped some *seriously* spicy news! The Elon Musk Express is now rolling out driverless Model Y SUVs 🤩🚗✨ in Austin. Yep, you heard that right! *Totally* safe… right? 🤔💔 *Nervous sweating intensifies.* While we’re vibin’ with our sweet robot chauffeurs, the details are about as clear as a Windows 95 screen after 100 updates. 😵‍💫 Limited rides for “vetted and invited” peeps? 🕵️‍♂️ Sounds like the guest list for an exclusive meme party—who wants to ride in the *ultimate* tech flex? 🤷‍♂️💅 Some "leaked" quotes from Tesla devs have surfaced, and they’re none too reassuring: "We promise it’s fine... Just like that one meme with the dog in the burning room. This is FINE." 💀🔥 Pro tip: If your Robotaxi starts mumbling about “calculating the meaning of life,” it’s probably time to switch to Uber. Stonks? More like "no thonks." 📉 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 5 years, these robotaxi rides will be giving out unsolicited life advice while charging you for emotional support. 💸🤯 Buckle up, fam. It's gonna be a wild ride! 😱🚀 #TeslaChaos #RobotaxiRaves