🚖🤖 HOLY RORSHOCK, BATMAN! The Tesla RoboTaxi is here and it’s more confusing than your ex's emotions! 💔🌀 Welcome to the future where you don’t even have to drive, just hop in and hope the car doesn’t decide to take a detour through a lake! 🌊✨ Elon Musk, aka the meme lord CEO, said, “You can NEVER have too many self-driving cars! 😎🔥” before launching into a 20-minute TED talk on how his new RoboTaxi can also do your taxes. (No cap, it’s probably a *write-off* for him! 💰💸) But wait, there’s more! Redwood, the company that’s so eco-friendly they probably hug trees at night, is cooking up something called 'the next big act'. *Leaked developer quote: “It involves a lot of battery recycling and a little too much chai tea.” ☕🌲* Honestly, if the RoboTaxi doesn’t come with a built-in barista, what even are we doing? 💀🚀 In conclusion, if you thought the future of transport was exciting, just wait until 2030 when your Uber might start offering therapy sessions. That’s right, you’ll be sharing your feelings with an AI while it casually drifts through traffic. This is fine. 🔥💯🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 🧙‍♂️ By 2025, we’ll all be riding self-driving hoverboards powered by the collective tears of tech CEOs, fr fr. 🚀🛹