🚗💨 *BREAKING NEWS: The Tesla Roadster 2 is still a myth! C’mon Elon, where’s the beef?* 🤡💀 So, let’s break it down: Tesla forgot about the Roadster like I forget to water my plants (sorry, Fluffy the fern 🌱). It’s like everyone was at a party, and then the Roadster was still waiting in the corner like that awkward kid no one invited. 🥴✨ 🕰️ Since 2017—yes, the year when "Despacito" was a vibe—Elon Musk has been like, "Yeah, it’s coming soon." 🕶️🔥 Meanwhile, the only thing being launched is our expectations into a black hole! 🌌💥 Tim Stevens said the original Roadster “blew our minds,” but now it’s just blowing our patience! *Drake pointing meme* 👉👈 Some *leaked* developer quote coming through: "Honestly? We thought the Roadster was an NFT and forgot to mint it." 🤦‍♂️💸 *Prediction Alert* 🚨: At this rate, the Roadster will drop right after I win the lottery and buy my own spaceship! 🤖💰 The universe is just vibing while we’re all seething! This is FINE! Share this with your friends so we can collectively roast Tesla like a marshmallow! 🔥🔥 #RoadsterWatch2023 🔥