🚨💥 BREAKING: Tesla Caught in a “MUSK-ive” Lie! 💥🚨 So, peep this: during a trial over a 2019 crash that has us all saying “What the FRICK, Elon?! 🤯,” it turns out Tesla was playing peek-a-boo with evidence like it was a game of hide-and-seek! 🕵️‍♂️ You know, like that one annoying friend who always "forgets" to share the group chat? 😩 According to leaked transcripts (read: tea spilled 🔥🍵), Tesla apparently withheld crash-snapshot data like they were guarding the Krabby Patty formula. 🤫 Stonks fell faster than my grades in high school! 📉💰 You don't need a galaxy brain to see that this is a CRIMINAL level of cap! 💀 💬 *Imaginary Dev Quote*: “We thought, ‘Hey, let’s just tell them it’s fine! 🚗✨’ It’s like when you forget to file your taxes in time but pretend you totally know what you're doing!” - Totally-Real Tesla Dev 🍔 But for real, how does one keep crucial evidence of an accident from authorities for YEARS? Is Musk secretly trying to find out how much cringe we can handle?! 🤡 Mark my words: in 2025, Tesla will release a ‘self-aware’ feature that just says “Yikes” during crashes. 🤖💥 #LoyaltyTest Meme this & spread the chaos, fam! 🚀💀🔥