"Tesla playing hide & seek with crash data like it's a TikTok dance challenge ๐๐๐จ #Oops #NoCap #AutopilotFail"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Tesla Caught in a โMUSK-iveโ Lie! ๐ฅ๐จ So, peep this: during a trial over a 2019 crash that has us all saying โWhat the FRICK, Elon?! ๐คฏ,โ it turns out Tesla was playing peek-a-boo with evidence like it was a game of hide-and-seek! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ You know, like that one annoying friend who always "forgets" to share the group chat? ๐ฉ According to leaked transcripts (read: tea spilled ๐ฅ๐ต), Tesla apparently withheld crash-snapshot data like they were guarding the Krabby Patty formula. ๐คซ Stonks fell faster than my grades in high school! ๐๐ฐ You don't need a galaxy brain to see that this is a CRIMINAL level of cap! ๐ ๐ฌ *Imaginary Dev Quote*: โWe thought, โHey, letโs just tell them itโs fine! ๐โจโ Itโs like when you forget to file your taxes in time but pretend you totally know what you're doing!โ - Totally-Real Tesla Dev ๐ But for real, how does one keep crucial evidence of an accident from authorities for YEARS? Is Musk secretly trying to find out how much cringe we can handle?! ๐คก Mark my words: in 2025, Tesla will release a โself-awareโ feature that just says โYikesโ during crashes. ๐ค๐ฅ #LoyaltyTest Meme this & spread the chaos, fam! ๐๐๐ฅ