🚨 Breaking News Alert: TESLA is about to do the FULL SELF-Driving boogie! -👾💥 So, the NHTSA (that’s the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, for ya noobs) just decided to open a 2.8 million-vehicle-sized can of whoop-ass on Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) system! Why? Because apparently it’s got a bad case of 'drive through red lights' syndrome and enjoys doing donuts in the wrong lane. 🚦💨 I mean, who needs a driving test when your car can just… think it's the star of its own Fast & Furious movie, amirite? 😅😱 The FSD is crashing hard on the safety vibes, reporting 14 crashes and 23 injuries because, guess what? 🚑 They thought red meant GO, and wrong way signs are just “suggestions.” 🤡 🚨 *LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE* 🚨: “Bro, we thought we were building a car; turns out we made a rebel teenager with a license!” - Elon’s imaginary cousin 🤖🔥 Tesla owners are probably *this is fine* while their cars go full Nascar without permission. 😳 Honestly, this entire saga feels like a meme waiting to happen: “Did you say FSD, or Full Send Disaster?” Here’s a hot take for you: In 2024, Tesla will replace steering wheels with VR headsets because “real driving is so last season.” 🤯🚀💰 Share this chaos if you're vibing with the madness!