🚨🔥**BREAKING: Tesla's Crash Reporting is a TOTAL Mess!**🔥🚨 So, like, Tesla is out here playing hide-and-seek with crash data 🕵️‍♂️🎭. The NHTSA is, like, "Yo, you gotta report those FSD crashes ASAP!" 🤔 But Tesla's response? *Several months late* ⏳🛑 Sounds like someone just discovered the concept of "tardy." How did they think this was gonna play out? Imagine Elon hitting up the NHTSA and saying, "Hey fam, our data collection was broken like my heart after the Cybertruck reveal 🚀💔. We fixed it tho, no cap!" 😂💀 But wait, it gets juicier! The NHTSA is like a dad discovering his teenager’s bad grades and is all set to audit Tesla's report card. "You had ONE JOB!" 🧑‍🎓📚 Meanwhile, Teslas everywhere are cruising into an unfortunate *this is fine* meme moment while Elon builds his Mars colony. So, brace yourselves for the impending Tesla drama! 📊🤖 Under the shining lights of Silicon Valley, I predict that next year, they’ll just slap “FSD Certified” stickers on crashed Teslas... and call it a day. 🤷‍♀️💥🌌 *That’s the stonks move of the year right there!* Who's betting on *the king of delayed reports* to finally submit on time? 😂🚨 **Share this chaos like you share memes before lunch.** 🍕✨