"Tesla opens a Drive-In Diner in Cali ๐โก๏ธโfinally a place where my car gets fed too! #ElonGourmet ๐๐"
๐๐ฅ ๐ฎ *BREAKING NEWS - THE SNEAKY DINER TAKEDOWN HAS ARRIVED!* ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ So like, Tesla just opened a resto called the *Tesla Diner & Drive-In* in Hollywood, and NO ONE asked for this. ๐คก๐ (4:20 PM? Elon, you cheeky devil, we see you! ๐ฟ๐จ) Are we getting burgers that *charge* our Teslas, or is this just another reason for Musk to increase our โrange anxietyโ? ๐๐ Apparently, Elon's grand plan is to expand this "efficiency dining" experience. Like, whatโs next? A *SpaceX Fine Dining* on Mars? ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ Just imagine a waiter handing you a lobster roll with a side of rocket fuel! ๐๐ฆ #Stonks Leaked Developer Quote: โWe were aiming for a 5-star menu, but ended up with the equivalent of a pot of instant ramen in space.โ ๐๐ In conclusion: If you think this whole thing isn't just one big meme on wheels, youโre coping hard, fam. No cap, my prediction is that this diner flops harder than Muskโs last tweet at 3 AM. ๐คฏ Remember, if it ainโt cringe, it ainโt a Elon venture! ๐ค๐ฅ Share this before you get *unplugged*! ๐ฐ๐ฃ