🚨🔥BREAKING: The Tesla Model Y Refresh Has Officially Bombed Harder than Your Last Relationship! 😱💔💥 Yo, so listen up fam! The Model Y, aka Tesla’s *golden goose*, just dropped a refresh that’s flatter than a pancake on a Monday morning. 🥞💔 Elon Musk was like, “We gonna revolutionize EVs!” but turns out he just took a trip to the “Cosmetic Surgery for Cars” clinic and got a little face-lift. Spoiler: it looks like a sad attempt at a glow-up. 🤡💅 Word on the street from some anonymous devs: “We threw a sticker on it and called it a day. #innovation.” 😭💀 Real talk: instead of swiping right on a half-hearted reskin, wouldn’t it have been smarter to reinvent the wheel (literally)? Like, CAN WE GET A NEW INTERIOR THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A MCDONALD’S PLAYPLACE?! 🤢🏎️🛑 Drake’s best friend is out here pointing to the Model X and saying “This is the model we really wanted!” while thinking about all the stonks they WISH they could have had. 📉🤦‍♂️ So, brace yourselves for my unhinged hot take: In 2024, Tesla will drop their next car model — the Model ZOOMER — and it’ll literally just be a skateboard with some LEDs. 💀🔮 No cap, that’s the future! 🤖💬