🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla’s Big Oof Pays Off... Sorta! 🚗💥 So listen up, fam! Turns out Elon and the Tesla peeps 👽 had a WILD chance to squabble their way out of a $242.5 million court case but chose to go full potato instead! 🥔💔 A mere $60 million could’ve settled things, but nah, they were like: “Pfft, let’s roll the dice on that sweet, sweet federal court drama!” 🎲🔥 📜 *"We thought we could just let the car do the talking... but seems like it was screaming instead,"* said a *totally-real-and-not-at-all-fake* Tesla developer when asked about the verdict. 🤫💬 You can just picture Elon looking at his lawyers like Drake pointing for the “nope” option! 👀🚫 Classic Elon, am I right? Now we’re all vibing in the "This is fine" dog meme house while Tesla shifts into bankruptcy reverse, like *who could have seen this coming*? 😱💸💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, Tesla's going to release a new Autopilot feature that ONLY works when the driver is asleep. 🤷‍♂️ They’ll call it "Sweet Dreams," but we all know it’s just "Sweet Nightmares." 💭💀💤 Share this gem if you’re ready for the chaos! 💌💣